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THE MIRROR
OF
LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.


VOL. 13, No. 374.SATURDAY, JUNE 6, 1829.[PRICE 2d.

HOLLAND HOUSE, KENSINGTON.

HOLLAND HOUSE, KENSINGTON.

Since the time of William III., who was the first royal tenant of the palace,
Kensington has been a place of considerable interest, as the residence and resort of
many celebrated men. The palace, however, possesses little historical attraction;
but, among the mansions of the parish, Holland House merits especial notice.

Holland House takes its name from Henry Rich, Earl of Holland, and was built by
his father-in-law, Sir Walter Cope, in the year 1607, of the architecture of which
period it affords an excellent specimen. Its general form is that of an half H. The
Earl of Holland greatly improved the house. The stone piers at the entrance of the
court (over which are the arms of Rich, quartering Bouldry and impaling Cope) were
designed by Inigo Jones. The internal decorations were by Francis Cleyne. One
chamber, called the Gilt Room, which still remains in its original state, exhibits a
very favourable specimen of the artist’s abilities; the wainscot is in compartments,
ornamented with cross crosslets and fleurs de-lis charges, in the arms of Rich and
Cope, whose coats are introduced, entire, at the corner of the room, with a punning
motto, alluding to the name of Rich, Ditior est qui se. Over the chimneys are
some emblematical paintings, done (as the Earl of Orford observes) in a style and not
unworthy of Parmegiane. The Earl of Holland was twice made a prisoner in his own
house, first by King Charles, in 1633, upon occasion of his challenging Lord Weston;
and a second time, by command of the parliament, after the unsuccessful issue of his
attempt to restore the king, in August, 1648. The Earl, who was a conspicuous
character during the whole of Charles’s reign, and frequently in employments of
considerable trust, appears to have been very wavering in his politics, and of an
irritable disposition. In 1638, we find him retired to his house at Kensington, in
disgust, because he was not made Lord Admiral. At the eve of the civil war, he was
employed against the Scots; when the army was disbanded, having received some new
cause of offence, he retired again to Kensington, where, according to Lord Clarendon,
he was visited by all the disaffected members of parliament, who held frequent
meetings at Holland House. [pg 386] Some time afterwards, when the civil war was at
its height, he joined the king’s party at Oxford; but, meeting with a cool reception,
returned again to the parliament. In August 6, 1647, “the members of the parliament
who were driven from Westminster by tumults, met General Fairfax at Holland House,
and subscribed to the declaration of the army, and a further declaration, approving
of and joining with the army, in all their late proceedings, making null all acts
passed by the members since July 6.” (Clarendon.)— The Earl of Holland’s
desertion of the royal cause, is to be attributed, perhaps, to his known enmity
towards Lord Strafford; he gave, nevertheless, the best proof of his attachment to
monarchy, by making a bold, though rash attempt, to restore his master. After a
valiant stand against an unequal force, near Kingston upon Thames, he was obliged to
quit the field, but was soon after taken prisoner, and suffered death upon the
scaffold. His corpse was sent to Kensington, and interred in the family vault there,
March 10, 1649. In the July following, Lambert, then general of the army, fixed his
headquarters at Holland House. It was soon afterwards restored to the Countess of
Holland. When theatres were shut up by the Puritans, plays were acted privately at
the houses of the nobility, who made collections for the actors. Holland House is
particularly mentioned, as having been used occasionally for this purpose.

The next remarkable circumstance in the history of Holland House, is the residence
of Addison, who became possessed of it in 1716, by his marriage with Charlotte,
Countess Dowager of Warwick and Holland. It is said that he did not add much to his
happiness by this alliance; for one of his biographers, rather laconically observes,
that “Holland House is a large mansion, but it cannot contain Mr. Addison, the
Countess of Warwick, and one guest, Peace.” Mr. Addison was appointed Secretary of
State, in 1717, and died at Holland House, June 17, 1719. Addison had been tutor to
the young earl, and anxiously, but in vain, endeavoured to check the licentiousness
of his manners. As a last effort, he requested him to come into his room when he lay
at the point of death, hoping that the solemnity of the scene might work upon his
feelings. When his pupil came to receive his last commands, he told him that he had
sent for him to see how a Christian could die; to which Tickell thus
alludes:—

He taught us how to live; and oh! too high

A price for knowledge, taught us how to die!

On the death of this young nobleman, in 1721, unmarried, his estates devolved to
the father of Lord Kensington, (maternally descended from Robert Rich, Earl of
Warwick.) who sold Holland House, about 1762, to the Right Hon. Henry Fox, afterwards
Lord Holland, the early years of whose patriotic son, the late C.J. Fox, were passed
chiefly at this mansion; and his nephew, the present Lord Holland, is now owner of
the estate.

The apartments of Holland House, are, generally, capacious and well proportioned.
The library is about 105 feet in length, and the collection of books is worthy of the
well known literary taste of the noble proprietor. Here also are several fine busts
by Nollekens, and a valuable collection of pictures by Sir Godfrey Kneller, Sir
Joshua Reynolds, &c. two fine landscapes by Salvator Rosa, and a collection of
exquisite miniatures.

The grounds include about 300 acres, of which about 63 acres are disposed into
pleasure gardens, &c. Mr. Rogers, the amiable poet, is a constant visiter at
Holland House; and the noble host, with Maecenas-like taste, has placed over a rural
seat, the following lines, from respect to the author of the “Pleasures of
Memory:”—

Here ROGERS sat—and here for ever dwell

With me, those Pleasures which he sang so well.

Holland House and its park-like grounds is, perhaps, the most picturesque domain
in the vicinity of the metropolis, although it will soon be surrounded with brick and
mortar proportions.


FIELD OF FORTY STEPS.

(To the Editor of the Mirror.)

I should feel obliged if you could give some account of the story attached to the
Brothers’ Steps, a spot thus called, which formerly existed in one of the
fields behind Montague House. The local tradition says, that two brothers fought
there on account of a lady, who sat by and witnessed the combat, and that the
conflict ended in the death of both; but the names of the parties have never been
mentioned. The steps existed behind the spot where Mortimer Market now stands, and
not as Miss Porter says, in her novel of the Field of Forty Steps, at the end
of Upper Montague Street. In her story, Miss Porter departs entirely from the local
tradition.

H.S. SIDNEY.

[pg 387]

ITALIAN IMPROVISATRI.

(To the Editor of the Mirror.)

Allow me permission, if consistent with the regulations of your interesting
miscellany, to submit to you a literary problem. We are informed that there exists,
at the present day, in Italy, a set of persons called “improvisatri,” who pretend to
recite original poetry of a superior order, composed on the spur of the moment. An
extraordinary account appeared a short time back in a well known Scotch magazine, of
a female improvisatrice, which may have met your notice. Now I entertain considerable
doubt of the truth of these pretensions; not that I question the veracity of those
who have visited Italy and make the assertion: they believe what they relate, but
are, I conceive, grossly deceived. There is something, no doubt, truly inspiring in
the air of Italy:

For wheresoe’er they turn their ravish’d eyes,

Gay gilded scenes and shining prospects rise,

Poetic fields encompass them around,

And still they seem to tread on classic ground;

For there the muse so oft her harp has strung,

That not a mountain rears its head unsung:

Renown’d inverse each shady thicket grows,

And ev’ry stream in heav’nly numbers flows.

Notwithstanding this beautiful description, my scepticism will not allow me to
believe in these miraculous genii.

Lord Byron mentions these improvisatri, in his “Beppo,” but not in a way that
leads me to suppose, he considered them capable of original poetry. Mr. Addison, in
his account of Italy, says, “I cannot forbear mentioning a custom at Venice, which
they tell me is peculiar to the common people of this country, of singing stanzas out
of Tasso. They are set to a pretty solemn tune, and when one begins in any part of
the poet, it is odds, but he will be answered by somebody else that overhears him; so
that sometimes you have ten or a dozen in the neighbourhood of one another, taking
verse after verse, and running on with the poem as far as their memories will carry
them.”

I am, therefore, inclined to think these “improvisatri” are mere reciters of the
great Italian poets. It is probable that the persons who give us these extraordinary
accounts of Italian genius, are unacquainted with the literature of that country, and
of course cannot detect the imposition.


In Goldsmith’s poem, entitled “Retaliation,” a line occurs, which is to me
unintelligible, at least a part of it. That poet concludes his ironical eulogium on
Edmund Burke, thus:—

“In short ’twas his fate, unemployed, or in place, sir,

To eat mutton cold, and cut blocks with a razor.”

The cutting blocks with a razor, I think is obvious enough, but, what is meant by
eating mutton cold? I should be obliged by a solution.—HEN. B.


I’LL COME TO YOUR BALL.

(For the Mirror.)

I’ll come to your Ball—dearest Emma,

(I had nearly forgotten to say)

Provided no awkward dilemma

Should happen to keep me away:

For I burn with impatience to see you,

All our hopes, all our joys to recall,

And you’ll find I’ve no wishes to flee you,

When next I shall come to your Ball.

Strange men, stranger things, and strange cities

I have seen since I parted from you,

But your beauty, your love, and your wit is

A charm that has still held me true,

And tho’ mighty has been the temptation,

Your image prevail’d over all,

And I still held the fond adoration

For one I must meet at the Ball.

I have knelt at the shrine of a Donna,

And languish’d for months in her train,

But still I was whisper’d by honour,

And came to my senses again,

When I thought of the vows I had plighted,

And the stars that I once used to call

As my witnesses—could I have slighted?

Her I long to behold at the Ball.

You say that my nature is altered,

“I’ve forgotten the how and the when,

That my voice which was best when it faltered”

Is rough by my converse with men:

Believe me that still you will find me

Of lovers the truest of all,

And the spell that has bound still shall bind me,

And I’ll come, dearest girl, to your Ball.

I have waded through battle fields gory,

To my country and honour been true,

And my name has been famous in story,

But dear Emma, it all was for you.

I’ve longed when my troubles were over,

Unhurt by the bay’net or ball.

To forget I was ever “a rover,”

And claim you my bride at your Ball.

CLARENCE.


THE SANJAC-SHERIF, OR STANDARD OF MAHOMET.

(For the Mirror.)

This standard, which is an object of peculiar reverence among the Mussulman, was
originally the curtain of the chamber door of Mahomet’s favourite wife. It is kept as
the Palladium of the empire, and no infidel can look upon it with impunity. It is
carried out of Constantinople to battle in cases of emergency, [pg 388] in great
solemnity, before the Sultan, and its return is hailed by all the people of the
capital going out to meet it. The Caaba, or black stone of Mecca is also much revered
by the Turks; it is placed in the Temple, and is expected to be endowed with speech
at the day of judgment, for the purpose of declaring the names of those pious
Mussulmen who have really performed the pilgrimage to Mecca, and poured forth their
devotions at the shrine of the prophet.—INA.


EATING.

Abridged from Mr. Richards’s Treatise on Nervous Disorders.

The object of eating ought not to be, exclusively, the satisfying of the appetite.
It is true that the sensation of hunger admonishes us, and indeed, incites us to
supply the wants of the body; and that the abatement of this sensation betokens that
such want has been supplied; so far the satisfying of the appetite is a matter of
consideration; but a prudent person will observe the mode in which the appetite is
best satisfied, and the frame, at the same time, most abundantly nourished, for this
ought to be the chief object of feeding. There is much truth in the homely adage,
that “what is one man’s meat is another man’s poison,” and a person who has been
muscled1 will, if he wishes to enjoy his health, rigidly
eschew that piscatory poison. So, also, will an individual with a bilious habit avoid
fat pork; and those whose stomachs are flatulent will not inordinately indulge in
vegetables. Captain Barclay, whose knowledge in such matters was as extensive as that
of most persons, informs us that our health, vigour, and activity must depend upon
our diet and exercise.

A leading rule in diet, is never to overload the stomach; indeed, restriction as
to quantity is far more important than any rule as to quality. It is
bad, at all times, to distend the stomach too much; for it is a rule in the animal
economy, that if any of the muscular cavities, as the stomach, heart, bowels, or
bladder, be too much distended, their tone is weakened, and their powers considerably
impaired.

The consideration of diet might be rendered very simple, if people would but make
it so; but from the volumes which have been recently written on diet and digestion,
we might gather the alarming information that nearly every thing we eat is
pernicious. Far be it from me to adopt such a discouraging theory. My object is
rather to point out what is good, than to stigmatize what is bad—to afford the
patient, if I can, the means of comfort and enjoyment, and not to tell him of his
sufferings, or of the means of increasing them.

To “eat a little and often,” is a rule frequently followed, because it is in
accordance with our feelings; but it is a very bad rule, and fraught with infinite
mischief. Before the food is half digested, the irritable nerves of the upper part of
the stomach will produce a sensation of “craving;” but, it is sufficiently evident
that, to satisfy this “craving,” by taking food, is only to obtain a temporary
relief, and not always even that, at the expense of subsequent suffering. There can
be no wisdom in putting more food into the stomach than it can possibly digest; and,
as all regularity is most conducive to health, it is better that the food should be
taken at stated periods. I do not by any means interdict the use of meat; on the
contrary, fresh meat, especially beef and mutton, affords great nutriment in a
small compass. “Remember,” says Dr. Kitchiner, “that an ounce of beef contains the
essence of many pounds of hay, turnips, and other vegetables;” and, we should bear in
mind, also, that no meat arrives at perfection that is not full-grown. Beef and
mutton are consequently better than veal or lamb, or “nice young pork.” To these such
vegetables may be added, as are easy of digestion, and such as usually “agree” with
the individual. If, however, the stomach and bowels be very irritable, and their
powers much impaired—if the tongue be dry, and its edges more than commonly
red, vegetable diet ought to be considerably restricted. Peas, beans, the different
kinds of greens, and all raw fruits, should be avoided, and potatoes, properly
boiled, with turnips and carrots, ought to constitute the only varieties. I have seen
the skins of peas, the stringy fibres of greens, and the seeds of raspberries and
strawberries, pass through the bowels no further changed, than by their exposure to
maceration; and it is not necessary to point out the irritation which their progress
must have produced, as they passed over the excited and irritable surface of the
alimentary canal.

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THE SKETCH-BOOK


COWES REGATTA.


A SCENE IN THE ISLE OF WIGHT.

(For the Mirror.)

The crowded yachts were anchor’d in the roads,

To view the contest for a kingly prize;

Voluptuous beauty smil’d on Britain’s lords,

And fashion dazzled with her thousand dyes;

And far away the rival barks were seen,

(The ample wind expanding every sail)

To climb the billows of the watery green,

As stream’d their pennons on the favouring gale:

The victor vessel gain’d the sovereign boon;

The gothic palace and the gay saloon,

Begemm’d with eyes that pierc’d the hiding veil,

Echoed to music and its merry glee

And cannon roll’d its thunder o’er the sea,

To greet that vessel for her gallant sail.


Sonnets on Isle of Wight Scenery.

To those readers of the MIRROR who have not witnessed an Isle of Wight Regatta, a
description of that fête may not be uninteresting. From the days
assigned to the nautical contest, we will select that on which his Majesty’s Cup was
sailed for, on Monday, the 13th of August, 1827, as the most copious illustration of
the scene; beginning with Newport, the fons et origo of the “doings” of that
remembered day. Dramatically speaking, the scene High-street, the time
“we may suppose near ten o’clock,” A.M.; all silent as the woods which skirt the
river Medina, so that to hazard a gloomy analogy, you might presume that some plague
had swept away the population from the sunny streets; the deathlike calm being only
broken by the sounds of sundry sashes, lifted by the dust-exterminating housemaid; or
the clattering of the boots and spurs of some lonely ensign issuing from the portals
of the Literary Institution, condemned to lounge away his hours in High-street. The
solitary adjuncts of the deserted promenade may be comprised in the loitering waiter
at the Bugle, amusing himself with his watch-chain, and anxiously listening for the
roll of some welcome carriage—the sullen urchin, reluctantly wending his way to
school, whilst

“His eyes

Are with his heart, and that is far away;”

amidst the assemblage of yachts and boats, and dukes and lords, and oranges and
gingerbread, at Cowes Regatta.

But where is all Newport? Why, on the road to Cowes, to be sure; for who dreams of
staying at home on the day of sailing for the King’s Cup? If the “courteous reader”
will accompany us, we will descant on the scenery presented on the road, as well as
the numerous vehicles and thronging pedestrians will permit us. Leaving the town-like
extent of the Albany Barracks, the prospect on the left is the Medina, graced with
gently gliding boats and barges, and skirted by fine woods. Opposite is the
wood-embosomed village of Whippingham, from which peers the “time-worn tower” of the
little church. Passing another romantic hamlet (Northwood) the river approaching its
mighty mother, the sea, widens into laky breadth; and here the prospect is almost
incomparable. On a lofty and woody hill stands the fine modern castellated residence
of John Nash, Esq. an erection worthy of the baronial era, lifting its ponderous
turrets in the gleaming sunshine; and on another elevation contiguous to the sea, is
the castle of the eccentric Lord Henry Seymour, a venerable pile of antique beauty.
Here the spectator, however critical in landscape scenery, cannot fail to be
gratified; the blended and harmonizing shades of wood, rock, and water; the
diversities of architecture, displayed in castle, cottage, and villa; the far-off
heights of St. George’s and St. Catherine’s overtopping the valley; the fine harbour
of Cowes, filled with the sails of divers countries, and studded with anchored
yachts, decked in their distinguishing flags; and around, the illimitable waters of
the ocean encircling the island, form an interesting coup d’oeil of scenery
which might almost rival the imaginary magnificence of Arcadia.

Approaching Cowes by the rural by-road adjoining Northwood Park, the residence of
George Ward, Esq. the ocean scenery is sublimely beautiful. In the distance is seen
the opposite shores, with Calshot Castle, backed by the New Forest, and one side of
it, divided by Southampton Water, and the woods of Netley Abbey. Here we descried the
contending yachts, ploughing their way in the direction of the Needles; but as our
acquaintance with the sailing regulations of the Royal Yacht Club will not admit of
our awarding the precedence to one or the other, we will descend from the elevation
of Northwood, amidst the din of music from the Club House, and the hum of promenaders
on the beach, and ensconce ourselves in the snug parlour of “mine host” Paddy White,
whom we used to denominate the Falstaff of the island. Though from the land of
shillelaghs and whiskey, Paddy is entirely devoid of that gunpowder temperament which
characterizes his country; and his genuine humour, ample obesity, and originality of
delivery, entitle him to honourable identification with “Sir John.” Now, by the soul
of Momus! who ever [pg
390]
beheld a woe-begone face at Paddy White’s? Even our own, remarkable for
“loathed melancholy,” has changed its moody contour into the lineaments of mirth,
while listening to him. View him holding forth to his auditors between the
intervening whiffs of his soothing pipe, and you see written in wreaths of humour on
his jolly countenance, the spirit of Falstaff’s interrogatory, “What, shall I not
take mine ease at mine inn?” The most serious moods he evinces are, when after
detailing the local chronology of Cowes, and relating the obituary of “the bar,”
consisting of the deaths of dram-drinking landladies, and dropsical landlords, he
pathetically relaxes the rotundity of his cheeks, and exclaims, “Poor Tom! he was
a good un.” But we must to the beach, and glance at the motley concourse
assembled to behold the nautical contest.

Was there ever a happier scene than Cowes presented on that day? But to begin with
the splendid patrons of the festival, we must turn our eyes to the elegant Club
House, built at the expense of George Ward, Esq. Before it are arranged the numerous
and efficient band of the Irish Fusileers, and behind them, standing in graceful
groups, are many of the illustrious members of the club. That elderly personage,
arrayed in ship habiliments, is the noble Commodore, Lord Yarborough; he is in
conversation with the blithe and mustachioed Earl of Belfast. To the right of them is
the Marquess of Anglesey, in marine metamorphose; his face bespeaking the polished
noble, whilst his dress betokens the gallant sea captain. There is the fine portly
figure of Lord Grantham, bowing to George Ward, Esq.; who, in quakerlike coat and
homely gaiters, with an umbrella beneath his arm, presents a fine picture of a
speculator “on ‘Change.” To the left is Richard Stephens, Esq., Secretary to the
Royal Yacht Club, and Master of the Ceremonies. He is engaged in the enviable task of
introducing a party of ladies to view the richly-adorned cups; and the smile of
gallantry which plays upon his countenance belies the versatility of his talent,
which can blow a storm on the officers of a Custom House cutter more to be dreaded
than the blusterings of old Boreas. That beautiful Gothic villa adjoining the Club
House, late the residence of the Marquess of Anglesey, is occupied by the ladies of
some of the noble members of the club, forming as elegant and fashionable a circle as
any ball-room in the metropolis would be proud to boast of. But it is time to speak
of the crowd on the beach—lords and ladies—peers and
plebeians—civilians and soldiers—swells and sailors—respectable
tradesmen and men of no trade—coaches and carriages, and “last, not least,” the
Bards of the Regatta—

“Eternal blessings be upon their heads!

The poets—”

singing the deeds of the contested day in strains neither Doric nor Sapphic, but
in such rhythm and measure as Aristotle has overlooked in the compilation of his
Poetic Rules; and to such music as might raise the shade of Handel from its
“cerements.” Surely the Earl of Belfast must feel himself highly flattered by the
vocal compliment—

“And as for the Earl of Belfast, he’s a nobleman outright,

They all say this, both high and low, all through the Iley Wight.”

Reverting to the aquatic scenery, the most prominent object amidst the “myriad
convoy,” is the Commodore’s fine ship, the Falcon, 351 tons, lying out a mile
and a half to sea. Contrasting her proportions with the numerous yachts around her,
we might compare her commanding appearance to that of some mountain giant, seated on
a precipice, and watching the trial for mastery amongst a crowd of pigmies below. Her
state cabin has been decorated in a style of magnificence for a ball in the evening,
at which 200 of the nobility and gentry are expected to be present. But all eyes are
anxiously turned to the race. “Huzza for the Arrow,” is the acclamation from
the crowd; and certain enough the swift Arrow, of 85 tons, Joseph Weld, Esq.,
has left her opponents, even the favourite Miranda spreads all sail in
vain—the Arrow flies too swiftly, outstripping the Therese, 112
tons; the Menai, 163 tons; the Swallow, 124 tons; the Scorpion,
110 tons; the Pearl, 113 tons; the Dolphin, 58 tons; and the
Harriet, 112 tons. Now she nears the starting vessel, gliding swiftly round
it—the cannons on the battlements of Cowes Castle proclaim the
victory—the music breaks forth “with its voluptuous swell,” amidst the applause
of the multitude,—and his Majesty’s Cup is awarded to the Arrow.

The assemblage dispersing, we will adjourn to Paddy White’s, and refresh ourselves
with a cup of his Bohea, rendered more agreeable by the company’s critiques on the
sailing match. At this moment Cowes contains half the world; and every villa, and
assembly-room, and tavern, and pot-house, from the superb club-house, with its
metamorphosed lords, to the Sun tap, with its boisterous barge-men, [pg 391] are as happy as
mortals can be. Just before oar departure for Newport, we will to the harbour, and
take a farewell peep of the “finish” of Cowes’ Regatta. Though unwelcome night has
prematurely interrupted the enjoyments of the multitude, it engenders a social
pleasure to behold the numerous lights, forming almost a concentrated blaze—to
hear the expiring cadence of the jovial song, excited by the second bottle—and
to join in the bustle of the beach, where the company of the Falcon are
embarking. But good bye to Cowes—we are already on the road to Newport; and the
lateness of the hour may be conceived by the inmates of the rural inn, the Flower
Pot, drawing the white curtains of each bed-room window. Reader, a word at parting.
Art thou tired of the commercial monotony of the city, and wearied with its eternal
aspect of brick? Has the efflorescence of thy youth been “sicklied o’er” by the
wasting turmoil of the town?—leave its precincts for one month of the fervid
summer, and forget thy cares and toils in the embowered Isle of Wight. Let thy taste
be ever so fastidious, there it may be gratified. If thou art in love with
sentimental ease and elegance, take up thy residence amongst the library-visiting
fashionables at Ryde—if thou hast a taste for the terrific and sublime, thou
canst meditate amidst the solemn and sea-worn cliffs of Chale, and regale thine ears
with the watery thunders of the Black Gang Chine—if any veneration for
antiquity lights up thy feelings, enjoy thy dream beneath the Saxon battlements of
Carisbrooke, and poetize amidst the “sinking relics” of Quam Abbey—if geology
is thy passion, visit the “wild and wondrous” rocks of Freshwater, where thou canst
feast thine eyes with relics of the antediluvian world, and enrich thy collection
with shells of every hue—if thou longest to dissolve thy heart in pastoral
tears, à la Keates, adjourn to Arreton, the sweetly secluded scene of
the “Dairyman’s Daughter;” where thou mayest “with flowers commune;” or if thou hast
the prevailing characteristics of a cheerful citizen, take up thy abode amongst the
life-cherishing bon-vivants of Newport—but, above all, forego not the
pleasures of a Cowes Regatta! * * H.


MANNERS & CUSTOMS OF ALL NATIONS.


ELEPHANT HUNT.

A medical officer, in a recent letter from Hambantotti says, I have just returned
from beholding a sight, which, even in this country, is of rare occurrence, viz. an
elephant hunt, conducted under the orders of government. A minute description (though
well worth perusal) would be far too long for a letter; I shall therefore only give
you what is usually called a faint idea.

Imagine 2,000 or 3,000 men surrounding a tract of country six or eight miles in
circumference, each one armed with different combustibles and moving fires; in the
midst suppose 300 elephants, being driven towards the centre by the gradual and
regular approach of these fires, till at last they are confined within a circle of
about two miles; they are then driven by the same means into a space made by the
erection of immense logs of ebony and other strong wood, bound together by cane, and
of the shape (in miniature) of the longitudinal section of a funnel, towards which
they rush with the greatest fury, amidst the most horrid yells on the approach of
fire, of which they stand in the greatest dread. When enclosed they become
outrageous, and charge on all sides with great fury, but without any effect on the
strong barricado; they at last gain the narrow path of the enclosure, the extreme end
of which is just large enough to admit one elephant, which is immediately prevented
breaking out by strong bars laid across. To express their passion, their desperation,
when thus confined, is impossible; and still more so, to imagine the facility and
admirable contrivance by which they are removed and tamed. Thus it is:—A tame
elephant is placed on each side, to whom the wild one is fastened by ropes; he is
then allowed to pass out, and immediately on his making the least resistance, the
tame ones give him a most tremendous squeeze between their sides, and beat him with
their trunks until he submits; they then lead him to a place ready prepared, to which
he is strongly fastened, and return to perform the same civility to the next one.

In this way seventy wild elephants were captured for the purpose of government
labour. The tame elephants daily take each wild one singly to water and to feed,
until they become quite tame and docile. The remaining elephants were shot by the
people.

I took possession of a young one, and have got him now tied up near my door; he is
quite reconciled, and eats with the greatest confidence out of my hand; he is,
however, too expensive to keep long, and I fear I must eventually shoot him. Some
idea of the expense may be supposed, when I tell you that in one article [pg 392] alone, milk, his
allowance is two gallons per day.

I was at this scene with thirty other officers and their ladies, and we remained
in temporary huts for nearly ten days.—Asiatic Journal.


BRAZILIAN SLAVE TRADE.

From the Memoirs of General Miller, Second Edition.

In Brazil the slave trade is seen in some of its most revolting aspects; for there
the general treatment of negro slaves is barbarous in the extreme. About thirty
thousand are annually imported into Rio Janeiro alone, and perhaps an equal number in
the other ports of the empire. One of the many abhorrent circumstances attending this
nefarious traffic is, that, upon a vessel’s arriving near the port, such slaves, as
appear to be in an irrecoverable state of disease, are frequently thrown into the
sea! This is done merely to evade the payment of the custom-house duty, which is
levied upon every slave brought into port. Instances have occurred of their being
picked up alive by coasting vessels!

Fourteen or fifteen slave ships, with full cargoes, arrived at Rio Janeiro during
the six weeks that Miller remained there. One morning that he happened to breakfast
on board a Brazilian frigate, the commander, Captain Sheppard, kindly lent him a boat
to visit a slaver of 320 tons, which had come into port the preceding night. The
master, supposing him to be in the imperial service, was extremely attentive, and
very readily answered every inquiry. He said the homeward-bound passage had been
tolerably fortunate, only seventy-two deaths having occurred in the cargo; and that,
although thirty of the sick were then in an unsaleable plight, the owners might
calculate upon sending into the market four hundred sound and well-grown Africans; a
number that would yield a handsome profit.

After some further conversation, Miller requested permission to see the ‘tween
decks, upon which the muster accompanied him below, and pointed out the manner of
securing his cargo, which was by shackling each negro by one leg to an iron bar
running a midships from stem to stern, so as to form a double row, lying feet to
feet. The air was so oppressively nauseating, that Miller could not remain below for
more than two minutes. There was hardly a slave in the whole number who was free from
festering sores, produced by constant friction from lying on the hard and unwashed
decks. Some of them were bruised so dreadfully, that it was wonderful that they
continued to exist. Their emaciated appearance might have led to the supposition that
they had been nearly starved during the passage, did not the varied miseries to which
they were subjected, sufficiently account for their fleshless forms. A great number
of them were now upon deck, and clad in long woollen shirts, in order to be sent to
the warehouses on shore. Miller, heartily sick of this disgusting scene, took leave
of the master; but, unable to control the indignation he felt, he inveighed with
great bitterness against all wretches concerned in so iniquitous a traffic, letting
him know at the same time that he was not in the service of the emperor. The master,
though at first taken aback by the violence of the general’s invectives, soon
recovered himself, and retorted in the most insolent terms of defiance, abusing the
English for meddling in what he styled the legitimate commerce of Brazil. The state
of the vessel was such as cannot be described, and the fetid effluvia, arising from
it, offended the senses on approaching her within fifty yards. Although Miller took a
warm bath immediately upon getting on shore, the stench of the slave ship haunted his
nostrils for many days.

There is a long narrow street in Rio Janeiro exclusively appropriated to the negro
stores. It is, in fact, the slave-bazaar. The fronts of the shops are open, and the
objects for sale are seated on benches, where, strange to say, they often pass their
time in singing. People wishing to become purchasers lounge up and down until they
see a subject likely to suit their purpose. Miller one day put on a broad-brimmed
straw hat, and walked into several of the stores, as if with a view of making a
purchase. The slave venders came forward with eagerness to show off their stock,
making their bipeds move about in every way best calculated to display their good
points, and in much the same manner that a jockey does in showing off a horse. Those
who appeared to be drowsy were made to bite a piece of ginger, or take a pinch of
snuff. If these excitements did not prove sufficient to give them an air of
briskness, they were wakened up by a pull of the ear, or a slap on the face, which
made them look about them. Miller was so inquisitive, and his observations were so
unlike those of a bona fide purchaser, that the dealers soon began to suspect
he did not intend to be a customer. One of them being in consequence rather pert in
his replies, Miller once more allowed his indignation to get [pg 393] the better of his judgment, and he
abused the fellow in terms more violent, if possible, than those he had addressed to
the master of the slave ship. He had some difficulty to avoid getting into a very
serious squabble, as many of the other dealers came out and joined in the yell now
raised against him. As he passed along the street, it was like running the gauntlet;
for he was saluted by vituperations on all sides, and it was perhaps only by
preserving a menacing attitude in his retreat that he prevented something more than a
mere war of words. They dwelt with marked emphasis on the officious English, who,
instead of attending to their own affairs, would not, they said, allow other people
to gain an honest livelihood.


OLD CHARING CROSS.

OLD CHARING CROSS.

This is one of the celebrated memorials of the affection of Edward I. for his
beloved Elinor, being the cross erected on the last spot on which the body rested in
the way to Westminster Abbey, the place of sepulture. This and all the other crosses
were built after the designs of Cavilini; and all of them were destroyed by the zeal
of the Reformers.

Our illustration is from an engraving copied from a print found in a mutilated
genealogy published in 1602, relative to the Stuart family, in which were portraits
of James I. and family, and a print of Old St. Paul’s. Pennant, speaking of Old
Charing Cross, says “from a drawing communicated to me by Dr. Combe, it was
octagonal, and in the upper stage had eight figures; but the Gothic parts were not
rich.” The above print differs from this drawing, yet it was evidently intended to
represent the same subject, “Charing Cross” being engraved at the bottom.

The site of the cross is now occupied by the Equestrian Statue of Charles I. in
which the figure and symmetry of the horse are beautifully displayed. Indeed, it is
said to be the most finished piece of workmanship of the kind ever produced: that of
Marcus Aurelius, or the two horses on the Monte Cavallo, or Quirino at Rome not
excepted.


NOTES OF A READER.


ODD MISTAKE.

Judge Hall says, “I once travelled through Illinois when the waters were high; and
when I was told that Little Mary would stop me, and that to get by Big
Mary
was impossible, I supposed them to be attractive damsels, who, like
beauteous Circe of old, amused themselves with playing tricks upon travellers.
But, lo! instead of blushing, blooming, and melodious maids, I found torrents cold as
ice, and boisterous as furies. Mary is too sweet a name to be thus profaned.”


FIGHT IN A CHURCH.

Among the ecclesiastical anecdotes of the age of the Commonwealth, is a tradition
still current at Bishop’s Middleham, concerning their intrusive vicar, John Brabant.
He was a soldier in Cromwell’s army; but preferring the drum ecclesiastic to the drum
military, he came with a file of troops to Middleham, to eject the old vicar. The
parishioners made a good fight on the occasion, and succeeded in winning the pulpit,
which was the key of the position, for their proper minister; but Brabant made a
soldierly retreat into the chancel, mounted the altar, and there preached, standing,
with a brace of horse-pistols at his side. Right, however, had little chance when
Might ruled; and the old vicar, who had held the living forty years, was ejected.

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SPANISH AND ITALIAN REFUGEES.

A pretty little “Garland of Miscellaneous Poems” has just been published by one of
our occasional correspondents,2 for the Benefit of the Spanish and Italian
Refugees. These poems are gracefully written, independent of the interest they ought
to awaken from the profits of the sale being appropriated to a benevolent purpose. We
subjoin an extract—

THE FIELD OF BANNOCKBURN.

A fearful form from Stirling’s tower

Was dimly seen to bend;

He look’d as though, ‘mid fate’s far hour,

Some mighty woe he kenn’d.

White was his hair, and thin with age,

One hand was raised on high,

The other ope’d the mystic page

Of human destiny.

And oft, ere shone the moon’s pale ray,

His eyes were seen to turn

Where, in the gloomy distance, lay

The plain of Bannockburn.

And fair uprose the queen of night,

Shining o’er mount and main;

Ben Lomond own’d her silvery light,

Forth sparkled bright again.

Fair, too, o’er loyal Scoone she shone,

For there the Bruce had kneel’d,

And, half forgetful, look’d she down

On Falkirk’s fatal field.

For ere to-morrow’s sun shall set,

Stern Edward’s self shall learn

A lesson pride may ne’er forget,

Where murmurs Bannockburn.

A voice is heard from Stirling’s tower,

‘Tis of that aged seer,

The lover leaves his lady’s bower,

Yet chides her timid tear.

The infant wakes ‘mid wild alarms,

Prayers are in vain outpour’d;

The bridegroom quits his bride’s fond charms,

And half unsheaths his sword.

Yet who may fate’s dark power withstand,

Or who its mandate spurn?

And still the seer uplifts his hand

And points to Bannockburn.

“There waves a standard o’er the brae,

There gleams a highland sword;

Is not yon form the Stewart, say,—

Yon, Scotland’s Martial Lord?

Douglas, with Arran’s stranger chief,

And Moray’s earl, are there;

Whilst drops of blood, for tears of grief,

The coming strife declare.

Oh! red th’ autumnal heath-bells blow

Within thy vale, Strathearne;

But redder far, ere long, shall glow

The flowers of Bannockburn!

“Alas! for Edward’s warrior pride,

For England’s warrior fame;

Alas! that e’er from Thames’ fair side

Her gallant lances came!

Lo! where De Bohun smiles in scorn,—

The Bruce, the Bruce is near!

Rash earl, no more thy hunter horn

Shall Malvern’s blue hills hear!

Back, Argentine, and thou, De Clare,

To Severn’s banks return

Health smiles in rural beauty there,—

Death lours o’er Bannockburn!

“Up, up, De Valence, dream no more

Of Mothven’s victor fight—

Thy bark is on a stormier shore,

No star is thine to-night.

And thou, De Burgh, from Erin’s isle,

Whom Eth O’Connor leads,

Love’s tear shall soon usurp his smile

In Ulster’s emerald meads.

But oh! what tears will Cambria shed

When she the tale shall learn—

For Forth’s full tide shall flow blood red,

Ere long, from Bannockburn!

“But not alone shall Southron vale

Lament that day of woe—

Grief’s sigh shall soothe each ruder gale

Where Scotia’s waters flow.

From Corra Linn, where roars the Clyde,

To Dornoch’s ocean bay—

From Tweed, that rolls a neutral tide,

To lonely Colinsay:—

But see, the stars wax faint and few,

Death’s frown is dark and stern—

But darker soon shall rise to view

Yon field of Bannockburn!”


RIVER MELODIES.

Between Pittsburgh and Shawneetown, whilst “gliding merrily down the Ohio” in a
keel-boat, “navigated by eight or ten of those half-horse and half-alligator
gentry commonly called Ohio boatmen,” Judge Hall was lulled to sweet sleep, as the
rowers were “tugging at the oar,” timing their strokes to the cadence:—

“Some rows up, but we rows down,

All the way to Shawnee town:

Pull away—pull away.”


REAL DISCONTENT.

The following anecdote is related of Robert de Insula, or Halieland, a man of low
birth, and one of the bishops of Durham:—Having given his mother an
establishment suitable to his own rank, and asking her once, when he went to see her,
how she fared, she answered, “Never worse!”—”What troubles thee?” said the
bishop; “hast thou not men and women enough to attend thee?”—”Yea,” quoth the
old woman, “and more than enough! I say to one—go, and he runs; to
another—come hither, fellow! and the varlet falls down on his knees;—and,
in short, all things go on so abominably smooth, that my heart is bursting for
something to spite me, and pick a quarrel withal!” The ducking-stool may have been a
very needful piece of public furniture in those days, when it was deemed one
characteristic of a notable housewife to be a good scold, and when women of a certain
description sought, in the use of vituperation, that sort of excitement which they
now obtain from a bottle and a glass.


The magnificent bishop of Durham, Antony Beke, once gave forty shillings for as
many fresh herrings; and hearing someone say, “This cloth is so dear that even bishop
Antony would not venture to pay for it,” immediately ordered [pg 395] it to be brought and cut up into
horse-cloths.


SOLIMAN “THE GREAT.”

Here is a specimen of the magnificence with which this historical butcher treated
his fellow-creatures:—

Among the many distinctions of Soliman’s reign must be noticed the increased
diplomatic intercourse with European nations. Three years after the capture of
Rhodes, appeared the first French ambassador at the Ottoman Porte; he received a robe
of honour, a present of two hundred ducats, and, what was more to his purpose, a
promise of a campaign in Hungary, which should engage on that side the arms of
Charles and his brother, Ferdinand. Soliman kept his promise. At the head of 100,000
men and 300 pieces of artillery, he commenced this memorable campaign. On the fatal
field of Mohacs the fate of Hungary was decided in an unequal fight. King Lewis, as
he fled from the Turkish sabres, was drowned in a morass. The next day the sultan
received in state the compliments of his officers. The heads of 2,000 of the slain,
including those of seven bishops and many of the nobility, were piled up as a trophy
before his tent. Seven days after the battle, a tumultuous cry arose in the camp to
massacre the prisoners and peasants—and in consequence 4,000 men were put to
the sword. The keys of Buda were sent to the conqueror, who celebrated the Feast of
Bairam in the castle of the Hungarian kings. Fourteen days afterwards he began to
retire—bloodshed and devastation marking the course of his army. To Moroth,
belonging to the Bishop of Gran, many thousands of the people had retired with their
property, relying on the strength of the castle; the Turkish artillery, however, soon
levelled it, and the wretched fugitives were indiscriminately butchered. No less than
25,000 fell here; and the whole number of the Hungarians destroyed in the barbarous
warfare of this single campaign amounted to at least 200,000 souls.—Foreign
Quarterly Review.


LONG SNOW.

In 1614, there was one of the heaviest and longest snows which has ever been
remembered in the north of England. The Parochial Register, of Wotton Gilbert, states
that it began on the 5th of January, and continued to snow more or less every day,
(the heaviest fall being on the 22nd of February,) till the 12th of March,—to
the great loss of cattle, and of human life as well.


A GOOD BISHOP.

The great and good bishop Morton was preferred to the rectory of Long Marston,
near York, four years before what is called the great plague began in that city,
1602. During this visitation, “he carried himself with so much heroical charity,”
says his biographer, “as will make the reader wonder to hear it.” For the poorer sort
being removed to the pest-house, he made it his frequent exercise to visit them with
food, both for their bodies and souls. His chief errand was to instruct and comfort
them, and pray for them and with them; and, to make his coming the more acceptable,
he carried usually a sack of provision with him for those that wanted it. And because
he would have no man to run any hazard thereby but himself, he seldom suffered any of
his servants to come near him, but saddled and unsaddled his own horse, and had a
private door made on purpose into his house and chamber. It was probably during this
plague that the village of Simonside (in the chapelry of South Shields) was,
according to tradition, so entirely depopulated, that the nearest townships divided
the deserted lands. There is another tradition worthy of notice, that when the plague
raged with great violence at Shields, the persons who were employed about the salt
works entirely escaped the infection.

When the London mob was excited, by the movers of rebellion, against the bishop,
this excellent prelate, on his way to the House of Lords, was almost torn to pieces.
“Pull him out of his coach!” cried some; others, “nay he is a good man;” others, “but
for all that he is a bishop!”—”I have often,” says his biographer, heard him
say, he believed he should not have escaped alive if a leading man among that rabble
had not cried out, “Let him go and hang himself,” which he was wont to compare to the
words of the angel uttered by Balaam’s ass. At that time he was seventy-six years of
age, and, on that account, when the protesting prelates were, for this act of duty,
committed to the Tower, he was remitted to the custody of the usher; and then, so
little had he regarded the mammon of unrighteousness, that he had scarcely wherewith
to defray the fees and charges of his confinement.


AMERICAN COMFORTS.

Pittsburgh is full of coal and smoke; in New Orleans the people play cards on
Sunday; living is dear at Washington city, and codfish cheap at Boston; and Irishmen
are plenty in Pennsylvania, and pretty girls in Rhode Island.

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SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.


[We need not illustrate the force, or point the moral of the following sketch from
the last number of Blackwood’s Magazine. The parents of the writer were of “a
serious cast,” and attached to evangelical tenets, which he soon imbibed, together
with an occasional tendency to gloom and nervous irritability.]

About the year 1790, at the Assizes for the county of which the town of C—r
is the county town, was tried and convicted a wretch guilty of one of the most
horrible murders upon record. He was a young man, probably (for he knew not his own
years) of about twenty-two years of age. One of those wandering and unsettled
creatures, who seem to be driven from place to place, they know not why. Without
home; without name; without companion; without sympathy; without sense. Hearthless,
friendless, idealess, almost soulless! and so ignorant, as not even to seem to know
whether he had ever heard of a Redeemer, or seen his written word. It was on a stormy
Christmas eve, when he begged shelter in the hut of an old man, whose office it was
to regulate the transit of conveyances upon the road of a great mining establishment
in the neighbourhood. The old man had received him, and shared with him his humble
cheer and his humble bed; for on that night the wind blew and the sleet drove, after
a manner that would have made it a crime to have turned a stranger dog to the door.
The next day the poor old creature was found dead in his hut—his brains beaten
out with an old iron implement which he used—and his little furniture rifled,
and in confusion. The wretch had murdered him for the supposed hoard of a few
shillings. The snow, from which he afforded his murderer shelter, had drifted in at
the door, which the miscreant, when he fled, had left open, and was frozen red with
the blood of his victim. But it betrayed a footstep hard frozen in the snow, and
blood—and the nails of the murderer’s shoe were counted, even as his days were
soon to be. He was taken a few days after with a handkerchief of the old man upon his
neck. So blind is blood-guiltiness.

Up to the hour of condemnation, he remained reckless as the wind—unrepenting
as the flint—venomous as the blind-worm. With that deep and horrible cunning
which is so often united to unprincipled ignorance, he had almost involved in his
fate another vagrant with whom he had chanced to consort, and to whom he had disposed
of some of the blood-bought spoils. The circumstantial evidence was so involved and
interwoven, that the jury, after long and obvious hesitation as to the latter, found
both guilty; and the terrible sentence of death, within forty-eight hours, was passed
upon both. The culprit bore it without much outward emotion; but when taken from the
dock, his companion, infuriated by despair and grief, found means to level a violent
blow at the head of his miserable and selfish betrayer, which long deprived the
wretch of sense and motion, and, for some time, was thought to have anticipated the
executioner. Would it had done so! But let me do my duty as I ought—let me
repress the horror which one scene of this dreadful drama never fails to throw over
my spirit—that I may tell my story as a man—and my confession at least be
clear. When the felon awoke out of the deathlike trance into which this assault had
thrown him, his hardihood was gone; and he was reconveyed to the cell, in which he
was destined agonizingly to struggle out his last hideous and distorted hours, in a
state of abject horror which cannot be described. He who felt nothing—knew
nothing—had now his eyes opened with terrible clearness to one object—the
livid phantasma of a strangling death. All the rest was convulsive despair and
darkness. Thought shudders at it—but let me go on,

[He visits the murderer in prison, accompanied by the clergyman.]

I undertook to pass with the murderer—his LAST NIGHT—such a
last!— but let me compose myself.


It was about the hour of ten, on a gusty and somewhat raw evening of September,
that I was locked up alone with the murderer. It was the evening of the Sabbath. Some
rain had fallen, and the sun had not been long set without doors; but for the last
hour and a half the dungeon had been dark, and illuminated only by a single taper.
The clergyman of the prison, and some of my religious friends, had sat with us until
the hour of locking-up, when, at the suggestion of the gaoler, they departed. I must
confess their “good night,” and the sound of the heavy door, which the gaoler locked
after him, when he went to accompany them to the outer-gate of the gaol, sounded
heavily on my heart. I felt a sudden shrink within me, as their steps quickly ceased
to be heard upon the stone stairs—and when the distant prison door was finally
closed, I watched the last echo. I had for a moment forgotten my companion.

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When I turned round, he was sitting on the side of his low pallet, towards the
head of it, supporting his head by his elbow against the wall, apparently in a state
of half stupor. He was motionless, excepting a sort of convulsive movement, between
sprawling and clutching of the fingers of the right hand, which was extended on his
knee. His shrunk cheeks exhibited a deadly ashen paleness, with a slight tinge of
yellow, the effect of confinement. His eyes were glossy and sunken, and seemed in
part to have lost the power of gazing. They were turned with an unmeaning and vacant
stare upon the window, where the last red streak of day was faintly visible, which
they seemed vainly endeavouring to watch. The sense of my own situation now recoiled
strongly upon me; and the sight of the wretch sitting stiffened in quiet agony, (for
it was no better,) affected me with a faint sickness. I felt that an effort was
necessary, and, with some difficulty, addressed a few cheering and consolatory
phrases to the miserable creature I had undertaken to support. My words might
not—but I fear my tone was too much in unison with his feelings, such as
they were. His answer was a few inarticulate mutterings, between which, the spasmodic
twitching of his fingers became more apparent than before. A noise at the door seemed
decidedly to rouse him; and as he turned his head with a sudden effort, I felt
relieved to see the gaoler enter. He was used to such scenes; and with an air of
commiseration, but in a tone which lacked none of the firmness with which he
habitually spoke, he asked the unhappy man some question of his welfare, and seemed
satisfied with the head-shake and inarticulately muttered replies of the again
drooping wretch, as if they were expected, and of course. Having directed the turnkey
to place some wine and slight refreshments on the table, and to trim the light, he
told me in a whisper, that my friends would be at the prison, with the clergyman, at
the hour of six; and bidding the miserable convict and myself, after a cheering word
or two, “good night,” he departed—the door was closed—and the murderer
and I were finally left together.

It was now past the hour of ten o’clock; and it became my solemn duty to take
heed, that the last few hours of the dying sinner passed not, without such comfort to
his struggling soul as human help might hold out. After reading to him some passages
of the gospel, the most apposite to his trying state, and some desultory and
unconnected conversation—for the poor creature, at times seemed to be unable,
under his load of horror, to keep his ideas connected further than as they dwelt upon
his own nearing and unavoidable execution—I prevailed upon him to join in
prayer. He at this time appeared to be either so much exhausted, or labouring under
so much lassitude from fear and want of rest, that I found it necessary to take his
arm and turn him upon his knees by the pallet-side. The hour was an awful one. No
sound was heard save an occasional ejaculation between a sigh and a smothered groan
from the wretched felon. The candle burned dimly; and as I turned I saw, though I
scarcely noticed it at the moment, a dim insect of the moth species, fluttering
hurriedly round it, the sound of whose wings mournfully filled up the pauses of
myself and my companion. When the nerves are strained to their uttermost, by such
trifling circumstances are we affected. Here (thought I) there has been no light, at
such an hour, for many years; and yet here is one whose office it seems to be to
watch it! My spirit felt the necessity of some exertion; and with an energy, for
which a few moments before I had hardly dared to hope, I poured out my soul in
prayer. I besought mercy upon the blood-stained creature who was grovelling beside
me—I asked that repentance and peace might be vouchsafed him—I begged,
for our Redeemer’s sake, that his last moments might know that untasted rapture of
sin forgiven, and a cleansed soul, which faith alone can bring to fallen man—I
conjured him to help and aid me to call upon the name of Christ; and I bade him put
off life and forget it, and to trust in that name alone—I interceded that his
latter agony might be soothed, and that the leave-taking of body and soul might be in
quietness and peace. But he shook and shivered, and nature clung to the miserable
straw of existence which yet floated upon the wide and dismal current of oblivion,
and he groaned heavily and muttered, “No, no, no!” as if the very idea of death was
unbearable, even for a moment; and “to die,” even to him that must, were a thing
impossible, and not to be thought of or named. And as I wrestled with the adversary
that had dominion over him, he buried his shrunk and convulsed features in the
covering of his miserable pallet; while his fingers twisted and writhed about, like
so many scotched snakes, and his low, sick moans, made the very dungeon darker.

When I lifted him from his kneeling position, he obeyed my movement like a tired
child, and again sat on the low pallet, in a state of motionless and unresisting
[pg 398] torpor. The
damp sweat stood on my own forehead, though not so cold as on his; and I poured
myself out a small portion of wine, to ward off the exhaustion which I began to feel
unusually strong upon me. I prevailed upon the poor wretch to swallow a little with
me; and, as I broke a bit of bread, I thought, and spoke to him, of that last repast
of Him who came to call sinners to repentance; and methought his eye grew lighter
than it was. The sinking frame, exhausted and worn down by anxiety, confinement, and
the poor allowance of a felon’s gaol, drew a short respite from the cordial; and he
listened to my words with something of self-collectedness—albeit slight
tremblings might still be seen to run along his nerves at intervals; and his features
collapsed, ever and anon, into that momentary vacuity of wildness which the touch of
despair never fails to give. I endeavoured to improve the occasion. I exhorted him,
for his soul’s sake, and the relief of that which needed it too much, to make a full
and unreserved confession, not only to God, who needed it not, but to man, who did. I
besought him, for the good of all, and as he valued his soul’s health, to detail the
particulars of his crime, but his eye fell. That dark enemy, who takes care to
leave in the heart just hope enough to keep despair alive, tongue-tied him; and he
would not—even now—at the eleventh hour—give up the vain
imagination, that the case of his companion might yet be confounded with his, to the
escape of both—and vain it was. It had not been felt advisable, so far as to
make him acquainted with the truth, that this had already been sifted and decided;
and I judged this to be the time. Again and again I urged confession upon him. I put
it to him that this act of justice might now be done for its own sake, and for that
of the cleansing from spot of his stained spirit. I told him, finally, that it could
no longer prejudice him in this world, where his fate was written and sealed, for
that his companion was reprieved. I knew not what I did. Whether the tone of
my voice, untutored in such business, had raised a momentary hope, I know
not—but the revulsion was dreadful. He stared with a vacant look of sudden
horror—a look which those who never saw cannot conceive, and which—(the
remembrance is enough)—I hope never to see again—and twisting round,
rolled upon his pallet with a stifled moan that seemed tearing him in pieces. As he
lay, moaning and writhing backwards and forwards, the convulsions of his legs, the
twisting of his fingers, and the shiverings that ran through his frame were
terrible.

To attempt to rouse him seemed only to increase their violence—as if the
very sound of the human voice was, under his dreadful circumstances, intolerable, as
renewing the sense of reality to a reason already clouding, and upon the verge of
temporary deliquium. He was the picture of despair. As he turned his face to one
side, I saw that a few, but very few hot tears had been forced from his glassy and
blood-shot eyes; and in his writhings he had scratched one cheek against his iron
bedstead, the red discoloration of which contrasted sadly with the deathly pallidness
of hue, which his visage now showed: during his struggles, one shoe had come off, and
lay unheeded on the damp stone-floor. The demon was triumphant within him; and when
he groaned, the sound seemed scarcely that of a human being, so much had horror
changed it. I kneeled over him—but in vain. He heard nothing—he felt
nothing—he knew nothing, but that extremity of prostration to which a moment’s
respite would be Dives’ drop of water—and yet in such circumstances, any thing
but a mercy. He could not bear, for a moment, to think upon his own death—a
moment’s respite would only have added new strength to the agony—He might
be dead; but could not “—die;” and in the storm of my agitation and
pity, I prayed to the Almighty to relieve him at once from sufferings which seemed
too horrible even to be contemplated.

How long this tempest of despair continued, I do not know. All that I can recall
is, that after almost losing my own recollection under the agitation of the scene, I
suddenly perceived that his moans were less loud and continuous, and that I ventured
to look at him, which I had not done for some space. Nature had become exhausted, and
he was sinking gradually into a stupor, which seemed something between sleep and
fainting. This relief did not continue long—and as soon as I saw him begin to
revive again to a sense of his situation, I made a strong effort, and lifting him up,
seated him again on the pallet, and, pouring out a small quantity of wine, gave it
him to drink, not without a forlorn hope that even wine might be permitted to afford
him some little strength to bear what remained of his misery, and collect his ideas
for his last hour. After a long pause of returning recollection, the poor creature,
got down a little of the cordial and as I sat by him and supported him, I began to
hope that his spirits calmed. He held the glass and sipped occasionally, [pg 399] and appeared in
some sort to listen, and to answer to the words of consolation I felt collected
enough to offer. At this moment the low and distant sound of a clock was heard,
distinctly striking one. The ear of despair is quick;—and as he heard it, he
shuddered, and in spite of a strong effort to suppress his emotion, the glass had
nearly fallen from his hand. A severe nervous restlessness now rapidly grew upon him,
and he eagerly drank up one or two small portions of wine, with which I supplied him.
His fate was now evidently brought one degree nearer to him. He kept his gaze
intently and unceasingly turned to the window of the dungeon. His muttered replies
were incoherent, or unintelligible, and his sunk and weakened eye strained painfully
on the grated window, as if he momentarily expected to see the first streak of the
dawn of that morning, which to him was to be night. His nervous agitation gradually
became horrible, and his motions stronger. He seemed not to have resolution enough to
rise from his seat and go to the window, and yet to have an over-powering wish or
impulse to do so. The lowest sound startled him—but with this terrible
irritation, his muscular power, before debilitated, seemed to revive, and his action,
which was drooping and languid, became quick and angular. I began to be seized with
an undefined sense of fear and alarm. In vain I combated it; it grew upon me; and I
had almost risen from my seat to try to make myself heard, and obtain, if possible,
assistance. The loneliness of the gaol, however, rendered this, even, if attempted,
almost desperate—the sense of duty, the dread of ridicule, came across me, and
chained me to my seat by the miserable criminal, whose state was becoming every
minute more dreadful and extraordinary.


Exhausted by the wearing excitement and anxiety of my situation, I had for a
moment sunk into that confused absence of mind with which those who have been in
similar circumstances cannot be unacquainted, when my miserable companion, with a
convulsive shudder, grasped my arm suddenly. I was for a few seconds unaware of the
cause of this emotion and movement, when a low, indistinct sound caught my ear. It
was the rumbling of a cart, mingled with two or three suppressed voices; and the cart
appeared to be leaving the gate of the dismal building in which we were. It rolled
slowly and heavily as if cumbrously laden, under the paved gateway; and after a few
minutes, all was silent. The agonized wretch understood its import better than I did.
A gust of the wildest despair came suddenly over him. He clutched with his hands
whatever met his grasp. His knees worked. His frame became agitated with one
continued movement, swaying backwards and forwards, almost to falling;—and his
inarticulate complaints became terrific. I attempted to steady him by an exertion of
strength—I spoke kindly to him, but he writhed in my grasp like an adder, and
as an adder was deaf; grief and fear had horrible possession. Myself, almost in a
state of desperation—for the sight was pitiful. I at last endeavoured to awe
him into a momentary quiescence, and strongly bade him at last to die like a
man
; but the word “Death” had to him only the effect it may be supposed to have
upon a mere animal nature and understanding—how could it have any other? He
tried to bear it, and could not, and uttering a stifled noise, between a yell and a
moan, he grasped his own neck; his face assumed a dark red colour, and he fell into a
state of stifled convulsion.


When despair had wrought with him, I lifted him with difficulty from the floor on
which he had fallen. His relaxed features had the hue of death, and his parched lips,
from a livid blue, became of an ashy whiteness. In appearance he was dying; and in
the agitation of the moment I poured a considerable portion of the wine which had
been left with us into a glass, and, after wetting his temples, held it to his lips.
He made an effort to swallow, and again revived to consciousness; and holding the
vessel firmly in his hands, got down with difficulty and at intervals, the entire
draught. When he found it totally exhausted, the glass fell from his hands; but he
seized and held one of mine with a grasp so firm and iron-like that the contrast
startled me. He seemed to be involved in a confused whirl of sensations. He stared
round the cell with a wildness of purpose that was appalling; and after a time, I
began to see with deep remorse, that the wine I had unguardedly given was, as is
always the case, adding keenness to his agony and strength to his despair. He half
rose once or twice and listened; all was silent—when, after the pause of a
minute or two, a sudden fit of desperation seemed to seize upon him. He rushed to the
window, and hurriedly surveying the grates, wrenched at them with a strength demoniac
and superhuman, till the iron bars shook in their embedments.

From this period my recollections are vague and indistinct. I remember strongly
remonstrating with the poor creature, [pg 400] and being pushed away by hands which were now
bleeding profusely with the intense efforts of his awful delirium. I remember
attempting to stop him, and hanging upon him, until the insane wretch clutched me by
the throat, and a struggle ensued, during which I suppose I must at length have
fainted or become insensible; for the contest was long, and while consciousness
remained, terrible and appalling. My fainting, I presume, saved my life, for the
felon was in that state of maniacal desperation which nothing but a perfect
unresistingness could have evaded.

After this, the first sensation I can recall is that of awakening out of that
state of stupor into which exhaustion and agitation had thrown me. Shall I ever
forget it? The anxiety of some of my friends had brought them early to the gaol; and
the unusual noises which had been heard by some of its miserable inmates occasioned,
I believe, the door of the cell in which we were, to be unlocked before the intended
hour. Keenly do I recollect the struggling again into painful consciousness, the
sudden sense of cheering daylight, the sound of friendly voices, the changed room,
and the strange looks of all around me. The passage was terrible to me; but I had yet
more to undergo. I was recovered just in time to witness the poor wretch, whose prop
and consolation I had undertaken to be, carried, exhausted and in nerveless horror,
to the ignominious tree—his head drooping on his breast, his eyes opening
mechanically at intervals, and only kept from fainting and utter insensibility by the
unused and fresh morning air, which breathed in his face, as if in cruel mockery. I
looked once, but looked no more.—* * * *


THE GATHERER

A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.
SHAKSPEARE.

It is said that the famous Burman General, Bundoola, who was killed at the siege
of Donabew, began, before his death, to evince symptoms of Christianity. When the
Mugh (a native belonging to the Chittagong frontier) who reported this interesting
fact, was pressed to explain what these symptoms were, he replied, with much
simplicity, that Bundoola was of his “master’s caste,” having acquired a relish for
the enjoyment of roast beef, pork, and brandy.

W.G.C.


“DRY LODGINGS TO LET.”

In Ireland this notice is often given by the words “Good Dry Lodgings,” by which
word dry, is not meant lodgings wet or damp, but without board. A dry ball is used to
imply, a ball without supper.


SHAVING IN CHURCHYARDS.

Some centuries past it was usual in England for the barbers to shave the
parishioners in the churchyard, on high festivals, (as Easter, Whitsuntide, &c.)
before matins. The observance of this custom was restrained in the year 1422, by a
particular prohibition of Richard Flemmyng, Bishop of Lincoln.

H.B.A.


The Maréchal Grammont having for some time besieged a fortress, the
garrison of which held out obstinately, a capitulation at length took place, upon the
signing of which, the governor of the fortress said, “Maréchal, I will be
candid with you, if I had not been bereft of a bullet to defend myself, I should not
have surrendered.”—”That I may not appear wanting in candour,” replied the
Maréchal, “I must tell you that had I had any more powder, I would not have
acceded to the terms of capitulation.”


NOVEL HERALDRY.

A gentleman having sent a porter on a message, which he executed much to his
satisfaction, had the curiosity to ask his name; being informed it was Russell,
“Pray,” says the gentleman “is your coat of arms the same as the Duke of Bedford’s?”
“As to our arms, your honour,” said the porter, “I believe they are pretty much
alike; but there is a deal of difference between our coats.”


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Footnote 1: (return)

We frequently hear of people being muscled; and it is generally supposed
that the mischief is produced by some specifically poisonous quality in the fish. I
have seen many cases, but I could discover nothing to confirm this popular opinion.
In some instances, only one of a family has been affected, while all partook of the
same muscles. I have known exactly the same symptoms produced by pork, lobsters,
and other shell-fish, and can attribute them to nothing more than an aggravated
state of indigestion.

Footnote 2: (return)

Mr. W.H. Brandreth, author of “Field Flowers,” &c.



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